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Tuesday 30 June 2009

☠ Zombie Bunny Girl ☠


Taken just before Foxxy's party

Foxxy's Rez Day







Yes Ladies and Gentleman Foxxxy Weezles has made it to be 1 year old without recieving a permaban :P
So we celebrated in style and the Guilded Rose, the theme was of course Hugh Heffner and his Playboy Bunnies.

Monday 29 June 2009

The Fauxpen University


This is the phoney Student Homepage, of the phoney distance learning specialist for 40 years The Open University. This is where I'm wasting my time and Selene's money getting a phoney BA (Hons) Humanities with Classical Studies and History.

❤ Absence makes the heart grow fonder ❤


I miss you so much baby, and I can't wait till you come back✘✘✘

Sunday 28 June 2009

Spongeblog Selenepays

As some of you may be aware I am an newly single mother trying to get back on my feet at the end of a 12 year relationship. I claim state benefits which pay all my rent, council tax and bills as well as for my prescription charges, dentistry, eye care, shopping and also pays my university fees.
I have recently come under much critisism for not having a job, therefore being a sponger and also not spending all day with my son...don't see how I can achieve both but there we go (see blog entry How many times did you check my blog waiting for this post).
It struck me earlier that Selene, being a fine upstanding tax paying citizen of the UK, the country I am also from, is paying my benefits.
Thankyou so much Selene, without you I wouldn't be on SL nor would I have written this blog.
So next time you look at your pay cheque at feel your balls get smaller when you see how much the tax man has just taken off you, know that you just paid for my Internet, my electric, phone, food, make-up, my sons nappies, etc... and also your paying for my honours degree :)

Saturday 27 June 2009

The new Mesiah? Not on your life

WANTED


I can confirm that Mad Mickey arose from the dead this morning.

His first act in his bid to become the new Mesiah was to challenge Zip Paz for leadership of the Zombie Civil Rights group.

Many watched on in awe as Mike demanded that Zip hand over his top hat and Bob Zombie backpack. Faced by this, possibly the biggest challenge of his Second Life (with the exception surviving near drowning in Zeppo's tears), our fearless leader stood his ground and started to sing Suck My Dogs Dick by Wesley Willis (as seen here http://www.youtube.com/user/iena7719#play/favorites/13/TSCDTWFYBY8 watch it all its hilarious)


In the face of this extremely smart and aggressive defence tactic by Zip ( he was in the Army you know) Mike promptly TPed out "He ran away screaming like a little girl, waving his arms in the air" said eyewitnes PixelPig McKeenan.


My sources have reported that MJ has been spotted in various locations, harassing age-players and Furries (although the Furries like it), he is currently on the run from the SLPD and also The Shunned who want to clone him and make an army of super zombies the intend to take over SL starting with the info hub at Nova Albion. It is The Shunned's intention the fill every sim on SL with their shitty builds and Zeppos tears.

If you spot him please sent a notecard with all the details to LL who will do their best to capture him and stop him from making crotch grabbing anims and kiddie fiddler gestures. In a statement issued by Governer Linden, LL stated their wish to melt Mike down and use him to make new parts for the servers, it is thought that the new parts will give a power boost resulting in less lag for the whole of SL and also aid the transmission of swine flu to Furries.



How many times did you check my blog waiting for this post?

Went to Nova last night, Selene and Lillith were there and this is the sum of their intelligent critisim of Star and I:

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Pixel Pig blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah cry blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah talentless blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah nutcase pixel pigs blah blah blog blah blah blah blah eye test blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah oink blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Blah blah cry blah blah blah blah blah blah cry blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah alcoholis blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah bad mother blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah mothering lessons blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah youre on social blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blown out of the water blah blah blah blah blah blah Pixel Pig blah blah blah blah blah profanities blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah smack your child blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah just upset Zeppo wouldnt shag her blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah talentless blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah internet toughguy blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah grow up blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Pixel Pig blah blah blah blah blah insecure blah blah blah blah blah blah blah phoney school blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah copy paste blah blah blah dumbie *(is that the same as dummy?)* blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I HEARD IT YOU FOOL blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah your syntax id stuffed blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah CD and crackers blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah talentless blah blah blah blah blah get a job blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Pixel Pig blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.


This is the best bit though, love this hypocrisy (noob and irrelevent shit edited out):

[15:33] Lillith Siamendes: i read about her and her kid
[15:36] Lillith Siamendes: im giving mothering lessons on the weekend
[15:42] Lillith Siamendes: im sure you do Alis, you spend more time in SL and writing on a blog than you do looking after your kid
[15:43] Alais Fiertze: really and how whould you know what i do
[15:43] Alais Fiertze: my blog takes five mins to write on

[15:43] Selene Putzo: yeah - copy paste

Already starting to contradict themselves

[15:43] Alais Fiertze: and my child gets my full attention for most of the day
[15:43] Lillith Siamendes: ill say... tosses CD and crackers
[15:43] Selene Putzo: most of the day - not all of the day
[15:44] Lillith Siamendes: and a smack thrown in here and there for good measure
[15:44] Selene Putzo: with a biscuit
[15:44] Lillith Siamendes: Alais forgets she is on mic and people hear her
[15:45] Alais Fiertze: hear me what?
[15:45] Lillith Siamendes: I HEARD IT YOU FOOL
[15:45] Lillith Siamendes: smacking your kid
[15:45] Alais Fiertze: i do smack him when he is naughty
[15:45] Kabuki Koba: so what if she smacks her kid ?
[15:45] Lillith Siamendes: naughty... holy ... you wrote the book pixel pig
[15:46] Alais Fiertze: he is a good boy who occasionally needs discipline
[15:46] Lillith Siamendes: you need a good lickn
[15:46] Lillith Siamendes: with a mom that needs major discipline
[15:46] Selene Putzo giggles.
[15:46] Selene Putzo: pixel pig
[15:47] Alais Fiertze: your opinion of me means nothing to me because you are nothing to me
[15:50] Alais Fiertze: you seem to know it all about me lillith, it's like your a fly on my wall
[15:50] Lillith Siamendes: no dumbie... your a mouthful in my ear
[15:59] Lillith Siamendes: come on Alis, show these nice new folk the pixel pig you are

Was that incitement?

[16:09] Alais Fiertze: im pixel bacon
[16:09] Alais Fiertze: i taste like screen
[16:09] Zombiestar Reanimator: * ★ * LoOoL * ★ *
[16:09] Zombiestar Reanimator: * ★ * LoOoL * ★ *
[16:09] Lillith Siamendes: dont change it Alis its Pixel Pig
[16:09] Alais Fiertze: lick me
[16:10] Alais Fiertze: monitor is tasty
[16:10] Zombiestar Reanimator: and Lilith is RL pig
[16:10] Alais Fiertze: yum
[16:10] Lillith Siamendes: rather lick a dogs ass
[16:10] Alais Fiertze: Yes-ah!
[16:10] Lillith Siamendes: cleaner than you
[16:10] Zombiestar Reanimator: * ★ * LoOoL * ★ *
[16:10] Zombiestar Reanimator: * ★ * LoOoL * ★ *
[16:10] Alais Fiertze: i can see you licking a dogs arse
[16:10] Zombiestar Reanimator: um yea sure
[16:10] Alais Fiertze: OMG
[16:10] Alais Fiertze: pathetic
[16:10] Lillith Siamendes: poor you
[16:10] Selene Putzo: no - you couldnt afford the ticket because youre on social
[16:10] Lillith Siamendes: giggles
[16:11] Selene Putzo: get a job
[16:11] Lillith Siamendes: LAUGHS again

That's a mature response

[16:11] Alais Fiertze: OMG
[16:11] Alais Fiertze: im wounded
[16:11] Lillith Siamendes: Alis couldnt afford my RL nor my SL

Bothered?

[16:11] Zombiestar Reanimator: shes a single mother ffs
[16:11] Selene Putzo: oh - she wont get a job because employers wont let her play SL all day
[16:11] Alais Fiertze: i dont care
[16:11] Lillith Siamendes: my gawd she cant buy herslf a dress

Eh? What's buying dresses got to do with anything?

[16:11] Alais Fiertze: things
[16:11] Alais Fiertze: just things
[16:11] Zombiestar Reanimator: which is more than you can ever say
[16:11] Selene Putzo: single mothers work Star
[16:12] Zombiestar Reanimator: and dont take proper care of their children
[16:12] Lillith Siamendes: welll my friends look after their kids
[16:12] Alais Fiertze: OMG
[16:12] Alais Fiertze: im a single mum for five mins and i have to go out and get a job immediately

I believe this next comment from Star really upset Lillith, the poor thing started to cry

[16:12] Zombiestar Reanimator: in daycare all day long now thats a way to bring up a chiuld
[16:12] Lillith Siamendes: whhaaaaaa
[16:12] Alais Fiertze: a job that wont pay my rent
[16:12] Lillith Siamendes: whhhaaaaa
[16:12] Lillith Siamendes: poor me
[16:12] Lillith Siamendes: whaaaaaa
[16:12] Alais Fiertze: i would spend less time with my son
[16:12] Selene Putzo: no - your ex does that
[16:13] Lillith Siamendes: less... OMG
[16:13] Zombiestar Reanimator: Yesah! =^.^= my point exactly
[16:13] Lillith Siamendes: this is too much
[16:13] Alais Fiertze: im not working till my son goes to school
[16:13] Alais Fiertze: say what you like about that
[16:13] Alais Fiertze: things mean nothing
[16:14] Zombiestar Reanimator: Yesah! =^.^=
[16:14] Selene Putzo: hook line and sinker - reel her in

So TALENTED at goading people aren't you Selene/Jimmi, what a nice attribute, your mother must be proud

[16:14] Zombiestar Reanimator: what they say comes from their asses
[16:14] Lillith Siamendes: not a chance
[16:14] Alais Fiertze: •´¨*•.¸. HahahaA •´¨*•.¸.
[16:14] Zombiestar Reanimator: verbal diarreha
[16:14] Lillith Siamendes: that is some rotten fish
[16:14] Alais Fiertze: close your legs then
[16:14] Zombiestar Reanimator: * ★ * LoOoL * ★ *
[16:14] Zombiestar Reanimator: * ★ * LoOoL * ★ *
[16:14] Zombiestar Reanimator: YEAH!!!

So there you have it critised because I don't spend the ENTIRE day with my son (Um...what parent does? Kids need to learn independence) and then critised because I don't have a job and because my ex pays my rent (actually the council pay my rent and my ex pays me maintaince as he should).
This is about the extent of their lame arugement, this is all they can come up with.
They stand their and try to antagonise you for half an hour and when you do finally bite, they stand back and say, 'Look, see, didn't I tell you what they were like'
Pathetic, lame losers
Funny how badly they still need us, they must be so bored. only went back to Nova coz I missed the place, not for drama and grief.

By the way Lillith, the correct spelling is not Alis...It's written before everything I type and still you can't get it right...

Thursday 25 June 2009

A word of advice from Peri



Take your skirt off, cancel your manicure, grow a mustache and HARDEN THE FUCK UP!!!

I'm Maz Mint and i'm so bothered by your blog I had to IM you then mute you

[13:05] maz Mint: someone just gave me your blog page hahahahah
[13:05] maz Mint: Levitate' Owned by maz Mint.

From 10.20 - 13.04 she spammed this to me and 2 other Zombies....then orbited me....

I then muted her and Zip changed the land settings so she couldn't continue to hear our conversation. But she still sat outside of the land...for several more hours...

I really do wonder if she even has a mind

She calls me thick....

She is apparently a millionaire....but with nothing better to do with her time than sit at home doing this kind of shit for hours on end...

...I'll let you make up your mind about that one.

[13:05] maz Mint: bwhahahahaha
[13:05] maz Mint: dont bother reply you muted again
[13:05] maz Mint: lol

Furries: Beloved of the Nazi's













The Various Stages of Furrydom, Fron the Non-Furry Neko, to the Utterly Sick and Perveted 100% Furry









Innocent Bystander Gets Butt-raped by Furries Posing as Club Mascots at a football Match











...Furry Sex on Second Life ... No Comment



What are furries?
Furries are usually classified as animal characters with human-like qualities, examples of which are Bugs Bunny, Tony the Tiger, Mickey Mouse, Sonic the Hedgehog.
Furries is also a generic term for people who are interested in such characters be it for normal or sexual reasons.

Anthro - a normal fan of anthropomorphic characters, who view such characters merely as art and not as objects of sexual stimulation.
Fursuiter -someone who likes to dress up in an animal suit and have sex with other people in animal suits. A tradition most commonly practiced at mass gatherings like Furry Conventions and Disney World.
MURR -common terminology developed by furries to express sexual stimulation at something.
Yiffer - deranged individuals who think nothing's wrong with whacking off to images of animals. Basically the reason why furries are so looked down upon by society.
Yiff - Oh you know what I mean
The idea of "furries" has been used by various groups throughout to draw attention from various atrocities that they were busy committing. The most notable of this was when Adolf Hitler secretly introduced the idea of furry fandom onto the German people through a series of cartoons he commission Disney to produce and a self produced homo erotic short film featuring himself and his Bitch Hermann Göring. Unfortunately this film was found to cause massive brain hemorrhage in all who viewed it and it was left forgotten and unused for almost a decade until being found useful for exterminating jews during the hololocaust. Introducing furry upon the German public immediately almost shut down the country with people who it found appeal with being bashed by those that thought it was weird and unholy, and those that liked it but didn't want to admit it because they thought it was wierd and unholy. While everyone was busy self-righteously defending themselves and attacking those who thought differently then they did, Hitler stealthily came to power and created The Third Reich, built up the German empire, started WW2, lost WW2 and killed himself all without the German people noticing.

Unfortunately, the grave power that furry is did not remain in the hands of just the American governement for very long. Soon enough, using materials that they has salvaged from the smoldering ruins of Nazi Germany and information stolen by their various spy agencies the USSR soon had their own version of furry. This triggered the Cold War, with both the Americans and the Soviets trying to exceed each other in the level of potentness, strangeness, and just straight out oddness that their furry had. Eventually these efforts destroyed the Soviet economy, leading to the fall of communism and this, now über potent and very, very disturbing furry material was leaked out to the world. Most of it was quickly recovered but some still remains on the internet, leading many of they myths and illusions that people have about furries to this day. Some also actually found it hot. Go figure.
“We bash furries so we feel normal!”~ 4Chan on Furries
“Wait, seriously guys- what the fuck?”~ Robin Hood on Furries
“Wait.......he was a WHAT?????”~ A confused Oscar Wilde on Furry sex
“No more sexy posing! I'm sick of it!”~ A wolf from the webcomic "Animals Have Problems Too" on Furry sex
“Furries are people who dress up like animals and do animal things! they go out into the woods and pick nuts and fuck other animals! its fucking disgusting!”~ Upset? Drena on Furries
I love Uncyclopedia .....lol

Tuesday 23 June 2009

Where'd you go?

[13:12] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?
[13:12] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.
[13:12] Kaitlynne Karu: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:12] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.
[13:12] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?
[13:12] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.
[13:12] Alais Fiertze: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:12] Alais Fiertze: Since you've been gone.
[13:12] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?
[13:12] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.
[13:12] Kaitlynne Karu: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:12] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.
[13:12] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?
[13:12] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.
[13:12] Alais Fiertze: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:12] Alais Fiertze: Since you've been gone.
[13:12] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?
[13:12] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.
[13:12] Kaitlynne Karu: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:12] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.
[13:13] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?
[13:13] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.
[13:13] Alais Fiertze: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:13] Alais Fiertze: Since you've been gone.
[13:13] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?
[13:13] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.
[13:13] Kaitlynne Karu: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:13] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.
[13:13] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?
[13:13] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.
[13:13] Alais Fiertze: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:13] Alais Fiertze: Since you've been gone.
[13:13] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.
[13:13] Kaitlynne Karu: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:13] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.
[13:13] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?
[13:13] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?
[13:13] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.
[13:13] Alais Fiertze: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:13] Alais Fiertze: Since you've been gone.
[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?
[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.
[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.
[13:14] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?
[13:14] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.
[13:14] Alais Fiertze: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:14] Alais Fiertze: Since you've been gone.
[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?
[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.
[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.
[13:14] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?
[13:14] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.
[13:14] Alais Fiertze: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:14] Alais Fiertze: Since you've been gone.
[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?
[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.
[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.
[13:14] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?
[13:14] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.
[13:14] Alais Fiertze: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:14] Alais Fiertze: Since you've been gone.
[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?
[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.
[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.
[13:14] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?
[13:14] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.
[13:15] Alais Fiertze: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:15] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?
[13:15] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.
[13:15] Kaitlynne Karu: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:15] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.
[13:15] Alais Fiertze: Since you've been gone.
[13:15] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?
[13:15] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.
[13:15] Alais Fiertze: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:15] Alais Fiertze: Since you've been gone.
[13:15] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?
[13:15] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.
[13:15] Kaitlynne Karu: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:15] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.
[13:15] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?
[13:15] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.
[13:15] Alais Fiertze: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:15] Alais Fiertze: Since you've been gone.
[13:15] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?
[13:15] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.
[13:15] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.
[13:15] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?
[13:15] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.
[13:15] Kaitlynne Karu: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:15] Alais Fiertze: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:15] Alais Fiertze: Since you've been gone.
[13:16] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?
[13:16] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.
[13:16] Kaitlynne Karu: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:16] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.
[13:16] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?
[13:16] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.
[13:16] Alais Fiertze: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:16] Alais Fiertze: Since you've been gone.
[13:16] Alais Fiertze: Yayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[13:16] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?
[13:16] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.
[13:16] Kaitlynne Karu: Seems like it's been forever,
[13:16] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.
[13:16] Kaitlynne Karu: Yay Fooking Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

☠ Zombieism Defined ☠

The zombie, contrary to popular belief, is picky. It will, for example, not devour an NLP (Normal, Living Person) if that person is deemed too stupid, such as when the person drools, and moans, and makes jerking insolite movements in an unappetizing fashion (it is of course commonly known that Zombies Moan at a very precise pitch, possible only thanks to the decay of oral tendons). Their favorite foods are those people who resist annihilation and run away screaming. Little do those people realize that as far as they run, they will eventually collapse from exhaustion, at which point the zombies will assume a leizurely pace to reach and devour them. Also, screaming is a very stupid thing to do, and it irritates the zombies greatly. The late professor Relkurgleblahhmoa of Princeton University says: "we zombies have extraordinarily tender earways, so it is only in self-defense that we unnecessarily devour the screamer."
Some Zombies have very particular tastes, like the Oprah-zombie, who only eats people who seek her sympathy on her show, from which she draws future prey. Others will eat from only certain body parts, like Dick Cheney who likes to eat... well, it's pretty straight forward (his first name says it all)
Ghouls
Not to be confused with zombies.
Ghouls are very similar to Zombies. They suck out your brains, skulk in dark alleyways and are undead, but somehow ARE NOT ZOMBIES. "We are Ghouls" they say helpfully, "we suck out your brains, skulk in dark alleyways and are undead, but ARE NOT ZOMBIES. I mean, weire similar in that, erm, well, we suck out your brains, skulk in dark alleyways and are undead, but, you know, we're just...we're...we're just not Zombies, OK?"



http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Zombie

Monday 22 June 2009

Suck My Hairy Cock


[13:26] Jeroen Langer: Hi the said i could get free pubic hair here
[13:26] Kaitlynne Karu: shup u love it
[13:26] Kaitlynne Karu: omg
[13:26] Alais Fiertze: OHHH MYY GAHHH
[13:27] Kaitlynne Karu: r u on summing luv
[13:27] Kaitlynne Karu: not here u wnt
[13:27] Kaitlynne Karu: get out!!!!
[13:27] Jeroen Langer: Can i borrow some of yours
[13:27] Kaitlynne Karu: aw a griefer
[13:27] Kaitlynne Karu: cute
[13:27] Kaitlynne Karu: now kiss my fucking ass
[13:27] Jeroen Langer: Guess you shave it so rthen give it to me, i can use it
[13:28] Kaitlynne Karu: no i have a huge bush i never shave
[13:28] Kaitlynne Karu: u cnt have none
[13:28] Kaitlynne Karu: i want all of it
[13:28] Jeroen Langer: greatv then i love you, i love hairy women
[13:28] Kaitlynne Karu: peri is a hairy woman
[13:28] Kaitlynne Karu: lol
[13:29] Jeroen Langer: who is peri
[13:29] Kaitlynne Karu: perice boucher
[13:29] Perice Boucher: •´¨*•.¸. HahahaA •´¨*•.¸.
[13:29] Kaitlynne Karu: my god ur thick
[13:29] Alais Fiertze: •´¨*•.¸. HahahaA •´¨*•.¸.
[13:29] Jeroen Langer: can you show your pube to mee?
[13:29] Kaitlynne Karu: just one~?
[13:30] Perice Boucher: no i fucking wont do that u fucker
[13:30] Perice Boucher: get the fuck off here
[13:30] Jeroen Langer: If you got more that is ok some more
[13:30] Kaitlynne Karu: Yayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[13:30] Kabuki Koba: he is seriously deranged
[13:30] Kaitlynne Karu: suck my hairy cock
[13:30] Kaitlynne Karu: lol

Sunday 21 June 2009

Suprise butt sex

"Left a bit love, oh yeah, you found the sweet spot"

I believe there is nothing Peri loves more than being done from behind by Katt. He bends over for her at every oportunity.
The bigger, the better!

Saturday 20 June 2009

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On her back as ever!


Dwaxxxxywaxxxxyschlagggggywaggggyyyyyywoooowooooooluburjaxypooos
Always a schlaaaaaag, never a dull moment with SL's second biggest schlag (after Foxxxy)!

Tuesday 16 June 2009

What SL means to me

For alot of people Second Life is a means of living a life that they can only dream of or for living a second life. They have a beautiful home, wife/husband and kids all in glorious pixels. This is fine for them, hey it's their second life to do what they want with.
But this is not the SL for me, no marriage, prim babies or child avi age players, yes I have a home, but that is just a place I can go to be on my own if I want to build, or to hang with friends at. Yes I have a partner, but like I said there will be no SL wedding or babies in whatever form. Prim babies are repulsive as are weird age-players, we are partners because we love to spend our time on SL together, and it shows we are committed and faithful to each other.
SL for me is also a social tool, I have met some amazing and fantastic people from all over the world, that almost certainly would ever met if not for this online world, and also some idiots. SL has already taught me so much about the true nature of people and what is really inside them even if they think they hide their true selves well.
SL is not a stand in for a life that I dont have in the real world, it is somewhere I go when my day is done or when I have some spare time during the day. It enriches my life with new friendships and experiences.

Sunday 14 June 2009

A drunken trolls sad life revealed

An early start at his favourite hobby His terrible addiction carried on throughout his childhood


You can see the terrible effect of all that JD had on him by he time he reached his teenage years, the premature ageing is extreme

Now in his early 40's he is just a sad lonely old man




Yet more trolling...

About 3 weeks ago I set up a security system at my home, we had a couple of incidents where random people came into our home and refused to leave, so I set up a security system that orbited people who are not on the access list and prevents them from entering if they are on the ban list, it also IM's me when this happens. With all the trolling of Zombies from certain individuals I though it would be wise to add some people to the ban list, especially with my home being in my picks. I checked my email this morning and found I had 4 offline messages from SL:
The object 'LandProtector Wall V3.324g' has sent you a message from Second Life:Zeppo Hancroft has been banned from your land at Cayman <220.51430,75.75310,19.16153>= LandProtector Wall V3.324g is owned by Alais Fiertze= http://slurl.com/secondlife/Cayman/230/77/21The object 'LandProtector Wall V3.324g' has sent you a message from Second Life:Selene Putzo has been banned from your land at Cayman <223.28170,78.04527,22.56355>= LandProtector Wall V3.324g is owned by Alais Fiertze= http://slurl.com/secondlife/Cayman/230/77/21
The object 'LandProtector Wall V3.324g' has sent you a message from Second Life:Zeppo Hancroft has been banned from your land at Cayman <226.06990,76.25922,21.10589>= LandProtector Wall V3.324g is owned by Alais Fiertze= http://slurl.com/secondlife/Cayman/230/77/21The object 'LandProtector Wall V3.324g' has sent you a message from Second Life:Zeppo Hancroft has been banned from your land at Cayman <225.51070,76.48853,20.93209>= LandProtector Wall V3.324g is owned by Alais Fiertze= http://slurl.com/secondlife/Cayman/230/77/21
The object 'LandProtector Wall V3.324g' has sent you a message from Second Life:Selene Putzo has been banned from your land at Cayman <221.50710,78.72936,46.36053>= LandProtector Wall V3.324g is owned by Alais Fiertze= http://slurl.com/secondlife/Cayman/230/77/21The object 'LandProtector Wall V3.324g' has sent you a message from Second Life:Zeppo Hancroft has been banned from your land at Cayman <224.00000,79.00000,48.05683>= LandProtector Wall V3.324g is owned by Alais Fiertze= http://slurl.com/secondlife/Cayman/230/77/21
The object 'LandProtector Wall V3.324g' has sent you a message from Second Life:Selene Putzo has been banned from your land at Cayman <220.10230,68.43781,28.45707>= LandProtector Wall V3.324g is owned by Alais Fiertze= http://slurl.com/secondlife/Cayman/230/77/21
4 Attempts each by Selene Putzo and Zeppo Hancroft to enter mine and Peri's home, to achieve what I dont know. These people really need to grow up and get a life, oh no sorry they can't coz Zepppo is an alcoholic and Selene is a cross dressing dickless bitch.
Did you cry when my security banned you Zeppo? ...I fucking hope you drowned in your tears.
Maybe it's like Arrehn (*licks*) suggested, they just wanted somewhere to pixel fuck each other.

Tuesday 9 June 2009

Cry Baby


Yeah I know I just said nothing more about the trolls...the self named 'THE SHUNNED' who shunned people for just being part of a group.

Zeppo cries again...No suprises there, maybe he needs to lay off the Jack...Note Zip laughing in the background LMFAO!!!!

Troll No More

Ok, so no more posts about the mindless people who have been attempting to troll the Zombies.

I have a great SL and a great RL and these people are not gonna feature in either.
They are not worth wasting my time on, time better spend talking and being with people I care for.

I have so much fun with some great people and thats what I'm gonna bring you from now on, thats what I set this blog up for in the first place.

To all my real friends who are reading this, I love you all coz you RAWK!!!!

Monday 8 June 2009

The Shunned

[8:37]  Gabba Loon: Tired of 8 month old arguments?
Unable to let it drop?
Written a massive blog with chunks of info missing cuz you weren't actually there?
Have numerous alts cuz you're not happy with yourself?
Desperate to kick start the drama cuz you have nothing else to do with your life?
Dropped people off your friends list without even asking thier opinion?
Who's shunned who?
Bored now
Kiss my Hobbit

Peri Puts The Love In Slovenia

"Peri puts the love in SLOVENIA,
and if he isn't careful Peri puts the ouch in BOUCHER!"
-Drax Exonar

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☠ Zip - Our Fearless Leader

So chuffed for you Zip that your back home with your family. x
From Left: Peri, Me, Zip and Mas
Taken at Tiara's wedding

Zip is the leader of Zombie Civil Rights group, for which he gets a lot of undeserved flack for.
We are all adults and choose to do what we wanna do, Zip neither controls us nor tells us what to do. If he asks for our help to give someone grief, we go coz we know it's gonna be fun and because we like and respect Zip, and the person being greifed is always a dick who deserve's all they get.
Why should he control us? We have loads of fun as a group...do you?
There is only 1 Zip Paz, but so many wannabes, Zip's little finger commands more respect than all of those saddo's put together. He is a great guy and one of the few people I have met in SL that I would like and befriend in RL.
You rock Zip

Tuesday 2 June 2009

Butt Plug?




Miss Loulou33 Wrinklebum
Never a dull moment with our Lou around.
Have some great memories of the shit we have done together:
Cow Sitting
Getting kinky at Depp's club
Sperm Spamming
Topless Pole Dancing at Nova
When Peri payed us 1000L each to stand naked at Nova for an hour
The hours spent waiting for the lucky chairs at LB
When she became a turkey's butt plug
Loads of moments when Lou put her foot in her mouth (asking if my pussy was miaowing and the squirting incedent spring immediately to mind)
I nearly spat my juice all over my screen
Lou, thanks for all the hours of chatting, for making me laugh till I cry and for being there when I need a friend, xxx

☠ Zombies say goodbye to Nova

28.05.09
We marked the end of Zombie Civil Rights being a Nova Albion based group by waving the flag and crip walking at the Old Bricks.
[2009/05/28 7:54] Zip Paz: yo come crip walk nova with me
[2009/05/28 7:54] Foxxxy Weezles: lol
[2009/05/28 7:54] Alais Fiertze: can we troll Ratz by standing and staring back at her?
[2009/05/28 7:54] Zip Paz: ya but dont say nothing
[2009/05/28 7:55] Zip Paz: just crip walk
[2009/05/28 7:55] Foxxxy Weezles: I will bring twissted
[2009/05/28 7:55] Alais Fiertze: yay
[2009/05/28 7:55] Loulou33 Winkler: yeah we can look double hard wivout our weapons, ooops did i jsut say that out loud
[2009/05/28 7:55] Foxxxy Weezles: lol
[2009/05/28 7:55] PrincessChilehead Masala: i want to buy my sheep constume first!
[2009/05/28 7:55] PrincessChilehead Masala: i want to be a zombie sheep
[2009/05/28 7:59] Zip Paz: dude this is laughs
[2009/05/28 8:00] Zip Paz: all these people cwalkin
[2009/05/28 8:00] Zip Paz: FOR PEACE
[2009/05/28 8:00] PrincessChilehead Masala: and cause zips tp barfed on me and crashed me out