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Taken just before Foxxy's party

Foxxy's Rez Day

Yes Ladies and Gentleman Foxxxy Weezles has made it to be 1 year old without recieving a permaban :P

So we celebrated in style and the Guilded Rose, the theme was of course Hugh Heffner and his Playboy Bunnies.

The Fauxpen University

This is the phoney Student Homepage, of the phoney distance learning specialist for 40 years The Open University. This is where I'm wasting my time and Selene's money getting a phoney BA (Hons) Humanities with Classical Studies and History.

❤ Absence makes the heart grow fonder ❤

I miss you so much baby, and I can't wait till you come back✘✘✘

Spongeblog Selenepays

As some of you may be aware I am an newly single mother trying to get back on my feet at the end of a 12 year relationship. I claim state benefits which pay all my rent, council tax and bills as well as for my prescription charges, dentistry, eye care, shopping and also pays my university fees.

I have recently come under much critisism for not having a job, therefore being a sponger and also not spending all day with my son...don't see how I can achieve both but there we go (see blog entry How many times did you check my blog waiting for this post).

It struck me earlier that Selene, being a fine upstanding tax paying citizen of the UK, the country I am also from, is paying my benefits.

Thankyou so much Selene, without you I wouldn't be on SL nor would I have written this blog.

So next time you look at your pay cheque at feel your balls get smaller when you see how much the tax man has just taken off you, know that you just paid for my Internet, my electric, phone, food, make-up, my sons nappies, etc... and also your paying for my honours degree :)

The new Mesiah? Not on your life

WANTED

I can confirm that Mad Mickey arose from the dead this morning.

His first act in his bid to become the new Mesiah was to challenge Zip Paz for leadership of the Zombie Civil Rights group.

Many watched on in awe as Mike demanded that Zip hand over his top hat and Bob Zombie backpack. Faced by this, possibly the biggest challenge of his Second Life (with the exception surviving near drowning in Zeppo's tears), our fearless leader stood his ground and started to sing Suck My Dogs Dick by Wesley Willis (as seen here http://www.youtube.com/user/iena7719#play/favorites/13/TSCDTWFYBY8 watch it all its hilarious)

In the face of this extremely smart and aggressive defence tactic by Zip ( he was in the Army you know) Mike promptly TPed out "He ran away screaming like a little girl, waving his arms in the air" said eyewitnes PixelPig McKeenan.

My sources have reported that MJ has been spotted in various locations, harassing age-players and Furries (although the Furries like it), he is currently on the run from the SLPD and also The Shunned who want to clone him and make an army of super zombies the intend to take over SL starting with the info hub at Nova Albion. It is The Shunned's intention the fill every sim on SL with their shitty builds and Zeppos tears.

If you spot him please sent a notecard with all the details to LL who will do their best to capture him and stop him from making crotch grabbing anims and kiddie fiddler gestures. In a statement issued by Governer Linden, LL stated their wish to melt Mike down and use him to make new parts for the servers, it is thought that the new parts will give a power boost resulting in less lag for the whole of SL and also aid the transmission of swine flu to Furries.

How many times did you check my blog waiting for this post?

Went to Nova last night, Selene and Lillith were there and this is the sum of their intelligent critisim of Star and I:

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Pixel Pig blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah cry blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah talentless blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah nutcase pixel pigs blah blah blog blah blah blah blah eye test blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah oink blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Blah blah cry blah blah blah blah blah blah cry blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah alcoholis blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah bad mother blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah mothering lessons blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah youre on social blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blown out of the water blah blah blah blah blah blah Pixel Pig blah blah blah blah blah profanities blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah smack your child blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah just upset Zeppo wouldnt shag her blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah talentless blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah internet toughguy blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah grow up blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Pixel Pig blah blah blah blah blah insecure blah blah blah blah blah blah blah phoney school blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah copy paste blah blah blah dumbie *(is that the same as dummy?)* blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I HEARD IT YOU FOOL blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah your syntax id stuffed blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah CD and crackers blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah talentless blah blah blah blah blah get a job blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Pixel Pig blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.


This is the best bit though, love this hypocrisy (noob and irrelevent shit edited out):

[15:33] Lillith Siamendes: i read about her and her kid
[15:36] Lillith Siamendes: im giving mothering lessons on the weekend
[15:42] Lillith Siamendes: im sure you do Alis, you spend more time in SL and writing on a blog than you do looking after your kid
[15:43] Alais Fiertze: really and how whould you know what i do
[15:43] Alais Fiertze: my blog takes five mins to write on

[15:43] Selene Putzo: yeah - copy paste

Already starting to contradict themselves

[15:43] Alais Fiertze: and my child gets my full attention for most of the day
[15:43] Lillith Siamendes: ill say... tosses CD and crackers
[15:43] Selene Putzo: most of the day - not all of the day
[15:44] Lillith Siamendes: and a smack thrown in here and there for good measure
[15:44] Selene Putzo: with a biscuit
[15:44] Lillith Siamendes: Alais forgets she is on mic and people hear her
[15:45] Alais Fiertze: hear me what?
[15:45] Lillith Siamendes: I HEARD IT YOU FOOL
[15:45] Lillith Siamendes: smacking your kid
[15:45] Alais Fiertze: i do smack him when he is naughty
[15:45] Kabuki Koba: so what if she smacks her kid ?
[15:45] Lillith Siamendes: naughty... holy ... you wrote the book pixel pig
[15:46] Alais Fiertze: he is a good boy who occasionally needs discipline
[15:46] Lillith Siamendes: you need a good lickn
[15:46] Lillith Siamendes: with a mom that needs major discipline
[15:46] Selene Putzo giggles.
[15:46] Selene Putzo: pixel pig
[15:47] Alais Fiertze: your opinion of me means nothing to me because you are nothing to me

[15:50] Alais Fiertze: you seem to know it all about me lillith, it's like your a fly on my wall

[15:50] Lillith Siamendes: no dumbie... your a mouthful in my ear
[15:59] Lillith Siamendes: come on Alis, show these nice new folk the pixel pig you are

Was that incitement?

[16:09] Alais Fiertze: im pixel bacon
[16:09] Alais Fiertze: i taste like screen
[16:09] Zombiestar Reanimator: * ★ * LoOoL * ★ *
[16:09] Zombiestar Reanimator: * ★ * LoOoL * ★ *
[16:09] Lillith Siamendes: dont change it Alis its Pixel Pig
[16:09] Alais Fiertze: lick me
[16:10] Alais Fiertze: monitor is tasty
[16:10] Zombiestar Reanimator: and Lilith is RL pig
[16:10] Alais Fiertze: yum
[16:10] Lillith Siamendes: rather lick a dogs ass
[16:10] Alais Fiertze: Yes-ah!
[16:10] Lillith Siamendes: cleaner than you
[16:10] Zombiestar Reanimator: * ★ * LoOoL * ★ *
[16:10] Zombiestar Reanimator: * ★ * LoOoL * ★ *
[16:10] Alais Fiertze: i can see you licking a dogs arse
[16:10] Zombiestar Reanimator: um yea sure
[16:10] Alais Fiertze: OMG
[16:10] Alais Fiertze: pathetic
[16:10] Lillith Siamendes: poor you
[16:10] Selene Putzo: no - you couldnt afford the ticket because youre on social
[16:10] Lillith Siamendes: giggles
[16:11] Selene Putzo: get a job
[16:11] Lillith Siamendes: LAUGHS again

That's a mature response

[16:11] Alais Fiertze: OMG
[16:11] Alais Fiertze: im wounded
[16:11] Lillith Siamendes: Alis couldnt afford my RL nor my SL

Bothered?

[16:11] Zombiestar Reanimator: shes a single mother ffs
[16:11] Selene Putzo: oh - she wont get a job because employers wont let her play SL all day

[16:11] Alais Fiertze: i dont care
[16:11] Lillith Siamendes: my gawd she cant buy herslf a dress

Eh? What's buying dresses got to do with anything?

[16:11] Alais Fiertze: things
[16:11] Alais Fiertze: just things
[16:11] Zombiestar Reanimator: which is more than you can ever say
[16:11] Selene Putzo: single mothers work Star
[16:12] Zombiestar Reanimator: and dont take proper care of their children
[16:12] Lillith Siamendes: welll my friends look after their kids
[16:12] Alais Fiertze: OMG
[16:12] Alais Fiertze: im a single mum for five mins and i have to go out and get a job immediately

I believe this next comment from Star really upset Lillith, the poor thing started to cry

[16:12] Zombiestar Reanimator: in daycare all day long now thats a way to bring up a chiuld

[16:12] Lillith Siamendes: whhaaaaaa
[16:12] Alais Fiertze: a job that wont pay my rent
[16:12] Lillith Siamendes: whhhaaaaa
[16:12] Lillith Siamendes: poor me
[16:12] Lillith Siamendes: whaaaaaa
[16:12] Alais Fiertze: i would spend less time with my son
[16:12] Selene Putzo: no - your ex does that
[16:13] Lillith Siamendes: less... OMG
[16:13] Zombiestar Reanimator: Yesah! =^.^= my point exactly
[16:13] Lillith Siamendes: this is too much
[16:13] Alais Fiertze: im not working till my son goes to school
[16:13] Alais Fiertze: say what you like about that
[16:13] Alais Fiertze: things mean nothing
[16:14] Zombiestar Reanimator: Yesah! =^.^=
[16:14] Selene Putzo: hook line and sinker - reel her in

So TALENTED at goading people aren't you Selene/Jimmi, what a nice attribute, your mother must be proud

[16:14] Zombiestar Reanimator: what they say comes from their asses
[16:14] Lillith Siamendes: not a chance
[16:14] Alais Fiertze: •´¨*•.¸. HahahaA •´¨*•.¸.
[16:14] Zombiestar Reanimator: verbal diarreha
[16:14] Lillith Siamendes: that is some rotten fish
[16:14] Alais Fiertze: close your legs then
[16:14] Zombiestar Reanimator: * ★ * LoOoL * ★ *
[16:14] Zombiestar Reanimator: * ★ * LoOoL * ★ *
[16:14] Zombiestar Reanimator: YEAH!!!

So there you have it critised because I don't spend the ENTIRE day with my son (Um...what parent does? Kids need to learn independence) and then critised because I don't have a job and because my ex pays my rent (actually the council pay my rent and my ex pays me maintaince as he should).
This is about the extent of their lame arugement, this is all they can come up with.
They stand their and try to antagonise you for half an hour and when you do finally bite, they stand back and say, 'Look, see, didn't I tell you what they were like'
Pathetic, lame losers
Funny how badly they still need us, they must be so bored. only went back to Nova coz I missed the place, not for drama and grief.

By the way Lillith, the correct spelling is not Alis...It's written before everything I type and still you can't get it right...