Inter species intercourse

First came the arse sniffing

And then Lazy, Bel and I were witness to the answer of that age old question of what happens when a horny Katt and a horny dog get together? ... They 69... It must be true love!!!

Congrats Peri x

A big congratulations to my SL partner Perice Boucher on becoming a Zombie King.

I'm sooooo proud and sooooo happy.

Love you baby xxx

Congrats also to Kaitlynne Karu on becoming a Queen
We luff you hunny x

My Talented BF (He's gonna hate me doing this)

Peri's profile pic

My profile pic

Peri made both of these profile pics. I, and others, think they are excellent.
I tell him he should do it for others and charge, he said he'll run out of ideas.

Well if or when you do baby, just stop doing them :P

I'm gonna get told off now for putting this up on my blog, he's so modest XD

☠ Zombie Superiority Confirmed ☠

Zombie Jesus

~ Some moron on Dubya “Oh! So, Jesus was a zombie then?”

~ a Japanese schoolchild on Jesus “Sweet Zombie Jesus!”
~ Hubert J. Farnsworth on The Big Z-J “Yes?”
~ Zombie Jesus on the above quotes “The only thing worse than being talked about is having Zombie Jesus eat your face off.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Zombie Jesus “Graaaagh! Am Zarmbah G-Zaz!”

~ Zombie Jesus on Himself “He died for your sins, now he's back for your brains!”
~ Noah on Zombie Jesus “Well at least its not Irish Zombie Jesus”

~ Osama Bin Laden on the increase of snakes on his planes “Jesus loves everyone.........'s brains”
~ Bill Clinton on Zombie Jesus “Then jesus was a zombie..”
~ Anthony Morgan on Zombie Jesus “zombie jesus tickled my scrotum with a radioactive lazerbeam once ..”

~ joseph on Zombie Jesus Zombie Jesus is notoriously hard to put down.

It was as the subtle, burning glances of His onlooking Roman captors, the angry, Jewish rabble, and remorsefully sullen followers became more stricken with terror, fright, and penance that Zombie Jesus returned to this world, forcing his broken, tired limbs, blood-stained from the mortal wounds he had suffered, to pull his undead carcass from the rough hewn Cross so that he might seek the most appropriate Earthly sustenance deserved of the sacrificed son of God: a crimson river of Flesh and Brains to satiate his heavenly hunger.

History

After dying, Jesus was raised from the dead and once more walked among the living. This, of course, would only be possible if he were a zombie; Zombie Jesus is the identity of Jesus following the Resurrection.

In zombie form, Jesus retained his unending love for mankind, in particular, he loved their sweet, delectable brains. Many of his followers were surprised when, instead of offering God's salvation, Zombie Jesus voraciously consumed their faces.

It is now widely believed today that Jesus was the source breeder of modern-day zombies, since when he resurrected, he infected his disciples with the blood of the new "Holy Alliance", thus founding the basis for whole new era of zombie mayhem, unseen since the infection of elite Greek philosophers by Zombie Plato several centuries before.

This new batch of zombies later developed the Roman Catholic Church, once the entire Roman empire political elite was zombified on-the-spot by Alberto the Great (who was actually a zombie-vampire hybrid created by Constantine with the help of his right hand, Albert Einstein). It is a fact known today that the Catholic Church is full of zombies, and the higher position of authority is occupied by a hive-mind zombie-vampire called "Zombie Pope".

Teachings and Acts of Zombie Jesus Zombie Jesus contemplating ecumenical matters.Zombie Jesus' words and acts are recorded in one of the apocryphal books (books which were not included in the New Testament by the Catholic Church), the "Book of Brains". The most famous part of the "Book of Brains" is the "Parable of the Brains", in which Zombie Jesus spoke unto the assembled masses: "Braaaiiins.... braaaiiinnnss... braaaaiinss!!" (in the original Greek of the Gospel, "μυαλό.... μυααααλό.... μυααααλό!!!").He then told everyone to let him eat their brains so they could go to heaven.Then the communistic, nazi Romans stuck him to a cross.And poor Zombie Jesus starved to life.

Defeating Zombie Jesus

Unlike the common zombie or the common Jesus, Zombie Jesus is notoriously difficult to put down. The garden-variety zombie can be killed by a shovel to the brain, but only the Soviets (and Cthulhu armed with a pair of Sephiroth-chucks) could defeat Zombie Jesus. And it took more than your regular garden variety cancer to do this. The Soviets had massive amounts of nuclear waste after the Warm War, so they decided to dump it all over the world.

One day, while shuffling around looking for delictable brains, Zombie Jesus stumbled upon a radioactive lump of waste. It instantly absorbed him and began to mutate him, soon he was no longer a zombie, for he began to grow in size and tentacles erupted from his sides, this is how the Kraken was created.

He lived as a Kraken for many years, but only made several little Kraken babies, that is the reason we have so few Kraken today. After some years of being a Kraken he swam into a floating radioactive lump dumped into the ocean by the Soviets. He was mutated back into the form of a man, which was very short lived for he was quickly killed by a Nazi, because despite being a former Messiah, zombie, and Kraken, he was still a Jew, and Nazis hate Jews.

The title of Mel Gibson's upcoming flick, Night of the Living Christ.He naturally re-rose from the dead as a zombie three days later to continue his endless slaughter (this occasion is celebrated by Zombie Easter, in which people put up decorations of the Zombie Easter Bunny). When his terrified victims voiced their doubt that Zombie Jesus could have returned yet again, he offered to let them feel the shovel-shaped hole in his skull. Their disbelief assuaged, Zombie Jesus happily ate their faces off.

Zombie Jesus was defeated again in 1369 AD when he was tricked by a priest into consuming a host. After being informed he had just consumed his own body, Zombie Jesus vanished in a puff of brain dust.

Scientologists, however, believe this was a coincidence, and that instead, the Undead Savior was blown up by some method, scattering his essence throughout the atmosphere. If this is the case, it is likely that the eventual incorporation of his molecules into every living thing gave rise to the saying that "Zombie Jesus lives in all of our hearts."....or that the inhalation of a formerly undead savior will cause breathing complications.

It seems likely that if the Scientologists' claim is to be believed, Zombie Jesus may have been killed by an apple pie, the polar opposite of zombie. However, the only kind of apple pie that Zombie Jesus is not resistant to is Satan's Apple Pie, which was lost after Zombie Jesus was killed. There is no evidence for this claim, and when asked, Satan responded, "What the hell are you talking about? Get the hell out of... hell!"

The Third Coming of Zombie Jesus was in 1945, when he dropped from the skies onto Japan - often mistaken as the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima. After a brief street brawl with Godzilla, he went on to try conquer Kentucky, USA, in a feeble attempt to discover KFC's secret ingredient. After stopping in New Mexico for a Taco break, a fight with Optimus Prime (5th presindent of the USA) led them both to fly into outer space and collide into Pluto. This in turn made the planet move 10,000,000 miles backwards and it apparent reduction in size led astronomers to degrade it to a "dwarf planet" - much the the shame of Walt Disney. Zombie Jesus has yet to be heard of since.

Will Zombie Jesus rise yet again? Only time may tell.

Zombie Jesus in popular culture

Zombie Jesus is commemorated in the popular Jesusmas song,

Away in a Graveyard:

Away in a graveyard,

a stone overhead

The zombie lord Jesus

is raised from the dead

The bones and the corpses

are at his command

And rise like their master

to swarm o'er the land!

The women are screaming,

then running away

Poor Mary and Martha

are gnawed where they lay

I fear thee, lord Jesus,

your curséd undeath

With worms in your bowels

and rot on your breath.

Have mercy, lord Jesus,

don't eat me today

Next year I'll be bigger,

I promise! I pray

Some shaman or rabbi

or priestess or such

Will stake you and save us

from your deadly touch.

Vampire Jesus?

Yeah, the 'wine-is-my-blood' thing wasn't metaphorical. 12 undead disciples, suckah!Some theologians and religious scholars have argued that certain translations of the Gospel, as well as some parts of other translations, point to the possibility that Jesus came back not as a zombie, but as a vampire. If this is true, certain parts of the Gospel that seemed a bit odd could be easily explained. Such as the fact that Zombie(?) Jesus was not killed by a shovel in the head, as his head was not actually completely removed, and his apparent desire to have his followers drink his blood (something zombies have no taste for, as they can't chew it). This would also explain the inherent fear of crosses that all vampires seem to have.

Judas if often portrayed as being the very essence of evil by many Chirst fags however it is apparant to the intelligent population that Judas was in fact the original vampire slayer and the ancestor of Simon Belmont. With the help of his greatest friend and ally Ponchos Pilot, Judas was able to defeat Vampire Jesus following his ressurection. The vampire slayer whip, which played a crucial role in the defeat of Vampire Jesus, was actually crafted by a distant relative of Jesus named Jewsus who always had a burning hatred for the devilish carpenter.

The debate over whether Jesus came back as a zombie or a vampire caused yet another schism in the Christian Church, and forming two new Christian denominations: Zombie Christians and Vampire Christians. About half of the population of Vampire Christians claim that they converted because "Vampires are just so much more awesome than zombies". These people were insane, of course. Zombies are far superior.

In recent decades there has been a movement to reconcile the two factions by declaring that Jesus was both zombie and vampire. This can best be seen with the song "Days of Swine and Roses" by My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult which has as part of its chorus the words "Christian Zombie Vampires".

Trivia

Rob Zombie is a rip-off of Zombie Jesus.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Zombie_Jesus

The new Messiah or just a Hitler wannabe?

Think what you may about you like about our Fearless leader Zip Paz, some factions within the group believe that he is the new Messiah, other factions such as that headed by Princess Chilehead Masala ~ The Destroyer Of Universes, believe that Zip is too stupid to detatch the rolled up jeans prims on his legs when he undresses so therefore cannot possibly be considered for election as the new Messiah. Candidates suggested by Mas included: Drax Exonar, Gabba Loon and Ryan Hydroconis who we all know to be among Mas's many ridiculous Alts.

When asked to comment Princess Chilehead Masala said "Zip is too busy with his incredible pooping dogs to see what is right under his nose".

Remember Zombies...you read it here first.

☠ Humpy, humpy ☠

Zombies showing our great leader some love whilst he was AFK.

He pretended to be all freaked out by it when he came back, but we know he gets off on it :P

Back!!!

I'm back...hope nothing too exciting happened whilst I was away, you know how I like to be in on all the action.

Missed you all loads and and looking forward to logging in and seeing you all. Lubbly jubbly xxx

TTFN!

I am going offline from tomorrow (Monday 6th) for possibly up to month.

I am moving home and it will take a while for my ISP to get my service up and running.

I will miss all of my friends TC xxx

Pigheaded? Me?

You bet ur life I am.

Went AFK for a few, when I came back Quik he changed into a pig avatar and was sitting on my head!!!

MJ Tribute at Nova

What more fitting tribute to MJ can you think of than Zombies doing Thriller?

Goodbye Mad Mick

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it

You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes

You're paralyzed

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night

And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike

You know it's thriller, thriller night

You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run

You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun

You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!

But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind

You're out of time'Cause this is thriller, thriller night

There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl

Thriller, thriller night

You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

Night creatures calling, the dead start to walk in their masquerade

There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time

(They're open wide)

This is the end of your life

They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side

They will possess you unless you change that number on your dial

Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah

All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen

I'll make you see

That this is thriller, thriller night

'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try

Thriller, thriller night

So let me hold you tight and share a

Killer, diller, chiller, thriller here tonight

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night

Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try

Thriller, thriller night

So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, ow!

(I'm gonna thrill ya tonight)

Darkness falls across the land

The midnight hour is close at hand

Creatures crawl in search of blood

To terrorize y'alls neighborhood

I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, ooh baby

I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, oh darlin'

Thriller night, baby, ooh!

The foulest stench is in the air

The funk of forty thousand years

And grizzly ghouls from every tomb

Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to stay alive

Your body starts to shiver

For no mere mortal can resist

The evil of the thriller

☠ ZOMBIE CIVIL RIGHTS ☠

☠ Zombie Bunny Girl ☠

Taken just before Foxxy's party

Foxxy's Rez Day

Yes Ladies and Gentleman Foxxxy Weezles has made it to be 1 year old without recieving a permaban :P

So we celebrated in style and the Guilded Rose, the theme was of course Hugh Heffner and his Playboy Bunnies.

The Fauxpen University

This is the phoney Student Homepage, of the phoney distance learning specialist for 40 years The Open University. This is where I'm wasting my time and Selene's money getting a phoney BA (Hons) Humanities with Classical Studies and History.

❤ Absence makes the heart grow fonder ❤

I miss you so much baby, and I can't wait till you come back✘✘✘

Spongeblog Selenepays

As some of you may be aware I am an newly single mother trying to get back on my feet at the end of a 12 year relationship. I claim state benefits which pay all my rent, council tax and bills as well as for my prescription charges, dentistry, eye care, shopping and also pays my university fees.

I have recently come under much critisism for not having a job, therefore being a sponger and also not spending all day with my son...don't see how I can achieve both but there we go (see blog entry How many times did you check my blog waiting for this post).

It struck me earlier that Selene, being a fine upstanding tax paying citizen of the UK, the country I am also from, is paying my benefits.

Thankyou so much Selene, without you I wouldn't be on SL nor would I have written this blog.

So next time you look at your pay cheque at feel your balls get smaller when you see how much the tax man has just taken off you, know that you just paid for my Internet, my electric, phone, food, make-up, my sons nappies, etc... and also your paying for my honours degree :)

The new Mesiah? Not on your life

WANTED

I can confirm that Mad Mickey arose from the dead this morning.

His first act in his bid to become the new Mesiah was to challenge Zip Paz for leadership of the Zombie Civil Rights group.

Many watched on in awe as Mike demanded that Zip hand over his top hat and Bob Zombie backpack. Faced by this, possibly the biggest challenge of his Second Life (with the exception surviving near drowning in Zeppo's tears), our fearless leader stood his ground and started to sing Suck My Dogs Dick by Wesley Willis (as seen here http://www.youtube.com/user/iena7719#play/favorites/13/TSCDTWFYBY8 watch it all its hilarious)

In the face of this extremely smart and aggressive defence tactic by Zip ( he was in the Army you know) Mike promptly TPed out "He ran away screaming like a little girl, waving his arms in the air" said eyewitnes PixelPig McKeenan.

My sources have reported that MJ has been spotted in various locations, harassing age-players and Furries (although the Furries like it), he is currently on the run from the SLPD and also The Shunned who want to clone him and make an army of super zombies the intend to take over SL starting with the info hub at Nova Albion. It is The Shunned's intention the fill every sim on SL with their shitty builds and Zeppos tears.

If you spot him please sent a notecard with all the details to LL who will do their best to capture him and stop him from making crotch grabbing anims and kiddie fiddler gestures. In a statement issued by Governer Linden, LL stated their wish to melt Mike down and use him to make new parts for the servers, it is thought that the new parts will give a power boost resulting in less lag for the whole of SL and also aid the transmission of swine flu to Furries.

How many times did you check my blog waiting for this post?

Went to Nova last night, Selene and Lillith were there and this is the sum of their intelligent critisim of Star and I:

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Pixel Pig blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah cry blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah talentless blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah nutcase pixel pigs blah blah blog blah blah blah blah eye test blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah oink blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Blah blah cry blah blah blah blah blah blah cry blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah alcoholis blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah bad mother blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah mothering lessons blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah youre on social blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blown out of the water blah blah blah blah blah blah Pixel Pig blah blah blah blah blah profanities blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah smack your child blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah just upset Zeppo wouldnt shag her blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah talentless blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah internet toughguy blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah grow up blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Pixel Pig blah blah blah blah blah insecure blah blah blah blah blah blah blah phoney school blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah copy paste blah blah blah dumbie *(is that the same as dummy?)* blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I HEARD IT YOU FOOL blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah your syntax id stuffed blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah CD and crackers blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah talentless blah blah blah blah blah get a job blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Pixel Pig blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.


This is the best bit though, love this hypocrisy (noob and irrelevent shit edited out):

[15:33] Lillith Siamendes: i read about her and her kid
[15:36] Lillith Siamendes: im giving mothering lessons on the weekend
[15:42] Lillith Siamendes: im sure you do Alis, you spend more time in SL and writing on a blog than you do looking after your kid
[15:43] Alais Fiertze: really and how whould you know what i do
[15:43] Alais Fiertze: my blog takes five mins to write on

[15:43] Selene Putzo: yeah - copy paste

Already starting to contradict themselves

[15:43] Alais Fiertze: and my child gets my full attention for most of the day
[15:43] Lillith Siamendes: ill say... tosses CD and crackers
[15:43] Selene Putzo: most of the day - not all of the day
[15:44] Lillith Siamendes: and a smack thrown in here and there for good measure
[15:44] Selene Putzo: with a biscuit
[15:44] Lillith Siamendes: Alais forgets she is on mic and people hear her
[15:45] Alais Fiertze: hear me what?
[15:45] Lillith Siamendes: I HEARD IT YOU FOOL
[15:45] Lillith Siamendes: smacking your kid
[15:45] Alais Fiertze: i do smack him when he is naughty
[15:45] Kabuki Koba: so what if she smacks her kid ?
[15:45] Lillith Siamendes: naughty... holy ... you wrote the book pixel pig
[15:46] Alais Fiertze: he is a good boy who occasionally needs discipline
[15:46] Lillith Siamendes: you need a good lickn
[15:46] Lillith Siamendes: with a mom that needs major discipline
[15:46] Selene Putzo giggles.
[15:46] Selene Putzo: pixel pig
[15:47] Alais Fiertze: your opinion of me means nothing to me because you are nothing to me

[15:50] Alais Fiertze: you seem to know it all about me lillith, it's like your a fly on my wall

[15:50] Lillith Siamendes: no dumbie... your a mouthful in my ear
[15:59] Lillith Siamendes: come on Alis, show these nice new folk the pixel pig you are

Was that incitement?

[16:09] Alais Fiertze: im pixel bacon
[16:09] Alais Fiertze: i taste like screen
[16:09] Zombiestar Reanimator: * ★ * LoOoL * ★ *
[16:09] Zombiestar Reanimator: * ★ * LoOoL * ★ *
[16:09] Lillith Siamendes: dont change it Alis its Pixel Pig
[16:09] Alais Fiertze: lick me
[16:10] Alais Fiertze: monitor is tasty
[16:10] Zombiestar Reanimator: and Lilith is RL pig
[16:10] Alais Fiertze: yum
[16:10] Lillith Siamendes: rather lick a dogs ass
[16:10] Alais Fiertze: Yes-ah!
[16:10] Lillith Siamendes: cleaner than you
[16:10] Zombiestar Reanimator: * ★ * LoOoL * ★ *
[16:10] Zombiestar Reanimator: * ★ * LoOoL * ★ *
[16:10] Alais Fiertze: i can see you licking a dogs arse
[16:10] Zombiestar Reanimator: um yea sure
[16:10] Alais Fiertze: OMG
[16:10] Alais Fiertze: pathetic
[16:10] Lillith Siamendes: poor you
[16:10] Selene Putzo: no - you couldnt afford the ticket because youre on social
[16:10] Lillith Siamendes: giggles
[16:11] Selene Putzo: get a job
[16:11] Lillith Siamendes: LAUGHS again

That's a mature response

[16:11] Alais Fiertze: OMG
[16:11] Alais Fiertze: im wounded
[16:11] Lillith Siamendes: Alis couldnt afford my RL nor my SL

Bothered?

[16:11] Zombiestar Reanimator: shes a single mother ffs
[16:11] Selene Putzo: oh - she wont get a job because employers wont let her play SL all day

[16:11] Alais Fiertze: i dont care
[16:11] Lillith Siamendes: my gawd she cant buy herslf a dress

Eh? What's buying dresses got to do with anything?

[16:11] Alais Fiertze: things
[16:11] Alais Fiertze: just things
[16:11] Zombiestar Reanimator: which is more than you can ever say
[16:11] Selene Putzo: single mothers work Star
[16:12] Zombiestar Reanimator: and dont take proper care of their children
[16:12] Lillith Siamendes: welll my friends look after their kids
[16:12] Alais Fiertze: OMG
[16:12] Alais Fiertze: im a single mum for five mins and i have to go out and get a job immediately

I believe this next comment from Star really upset Lillith, the poor thing started to cry

[16:12] Zombiestar Reanimator: in daycare all day long now thats a way to bring up a chiuld

[16:12] Lillith Siamendes: whhaaaaaa
[16:12] Alais Fiertze: a job that wont pay my rent
[16:12] Lillith Siamendes: whhhaaaaa
[16:12] Lillith Siamendes: poor me
[16:12] Lillith Siamendes: whaaaaaa
[16:12] Alais Fiertze: i would spend less time with my son
[16:12] Selene Putzo: no - your ex does that
[16:13] Lillith Siamendes: less... OMG
[16:13] Zombiestar Reanimator: Yesah! =^.^= my point exactly
[16:13] Lillith Siamendes: this is too much
[16:13] Alais Fiertze: im not working till my son goes to school
[16:13] Alais Fiertze: say what you like about that
[16:13] Alais Fiertze: things mean nothing
[16:14] Zombiestar Reanimator: Yesah! =^.^=
[16:14] Selene Putzo: hook line and sinker - reel her in

So TALENTED at goading people aren't you Selene/Jimmi, what a nice attribute, your mother must be proud

[16:14] Zombiestar Reanimator: what they say comes from their asses
[16:14] Lillith Siamendes: not a chance
[16:14] Alais Fiertze: •´¨*•.¸. HahahaA •´¨*•.¸.
[16:14] Zombiestar Reanimator: verbal diarreha
[16:14] Lillith Siamendes: that is some rotten fish
[16:14] Alais Fiertze: close your legs then
[16:14] Zombiestar Reanimator: * ★ * LoOoL * ★ *
[16:14] Zombiestar Reanimator: * ★ * LoOoL * ★ *
[16:14] Zombiestar Reanimator: YEAH!!!

So there you have it critised because I don't spend the ENTIRE day with my son (Um...what parent does? Kids need to learn independence) and then critised because I don't have a job and because my ex pays my rent (actually the council pay my rent and my ex pays me maintaince as he should).
This is about the extent of their lame arugement, this is all they can come up with.
They stand their and try to antagonise you for half an hour and when you do finally bite, they stand back and say, 'Look, see, didn't I tell you what they were like'
Pathetic, lame losers
Funny how badly they still need us, they must be so bored. only went back to Nova coz I missed the place, not for drama and grief.

By the way Lillith, the correct spelling is not Alis...It's written before everything I type and still you can't get it right...

A word of advice from Peri

Take your skirt off, cancel your manicure, grow a mustache and HARDEN THE FUCK UP!!!

I'm Maz Mint and i'm so bothered by your blog I had to IM you then mute you

[13:05] maz Mint: someone just gave me your blog page hahahahah

[13:05] maz Mint: Levitate' Owned by maz Mint.

From 10.20 - 13.04 she spammed this to me and 2 other Zombies....then orbited me....

I then muted her and Zip changed the land settings so she couldn't continue to hear our conversation. But she still sat outside of the land...for several more hours...

I really do wonder if she even has a mind

She calls me thick....

She is apparently a millionaire....but with nothing better to do with her time than sit at home doing this kind of shit for hours on end...

...I'll let you make up your mind about that one.

[13:05] maz Mint: bwhahahahaha

[13:05] maz Mint: dont bother reply you muted again

[13:05] maz Mint: lol

Furries: Beloved of the Nazi's

The Various Stages of Furrydom, Fron the Non-Furry Neko, to the Utterly Sick and Perveted 100% Furry









Innocent Bystander Gets Butt-raped by Furries Posing as Club Mascots at a football Match











...Furry Sex on Second Life ... No Comment

What are furries?
Furries are usually classified as animal characters with human-like qualities, examples of which are Bugs Bunny, Tony the Tiger, Mickey Mouse, Sonic the Hedgehog.
Furries is also a generic term for people who are interested in such characters be it for normal or sexual reasons.

Anthro - a normal fan of anthropomorphic characters, who view such characters merely as art and not as objects of sexual stimulation.

Fursuiter -someone who likes to dress up in an animal suit and have sex with other people in animal suits. A tradition most commonly practiced at mass gatherings like Furry Conventions and Disney World.
MURR -common terminology developed by furries to express sexual stimulation at something.
Yiffer - deranged individuals who think nothing's wrong with whacking off to images of animals. Basically the reason why furries are so looked down upon by society.
Yiff - Oh you know what I mean

The idea of "furries" has been used by various groups throughout to draw attention from various atrocities that they were busy committing. The most notable of this was when Adolf Hitler secretly introduced the idea of furry fandom onto the German people through a series of cartoons he commission Disney to produce and a self produced homo erotic short film featuring himself and his Bitch Hermann Göring. Unfortunately this film was found to cause massive brain hemorrhage in all who viewed it and it was left forgotten and unused for almost a decade until being found useful for exterminating jews during the hololocaust. Introducing furry upon the German public immediately almost shut down the country with people who it found appeal with being bashed by those that thought it was weird and unholy, and those that liked it but didn't want to admit it because they thought it was wierd and unholy. While everyone was busy self-righteously defending themselves and attacking those who thought differently then they did, Hitler stealthily came to power and created The Third Reich, built up the German empire, started WW2, lost WW2 and killed himself all without the German people noticing.

Unfortunately, the grave power that furry is did not remain in the hands of just the American governement for very long. Soon enough, using materials that they has salvaged from the smoldering ruins of Nazi Germany and information stolen by their various spy agencies the USSR soon had their own version of furry. This triggered the Cold War, with both the Americans and the Soviets trying to exceed each other in the level of potentness, strangeness, and just straight out oddness that their furry had. Eventually these efforts destroyed the Soviet economy, leading to the fall of communism and this, now über potent and very, very disturbing furry material was leaked out to the world. Most of it was quickly recovered but some still remains on the internet, leading many of they myths and illusions that people have about furries to this day. Some also actually found it hot. Go figure.

“We bash furries so we feel normal!”~ 4Chan on Furries

“Wait, seriously guys- what the fuck?”~ Robin Hood on Furries

“Wait.......he was a WHAT?????”~ A confused Oscar Wilde on Furry sex

“No more sexy posing! I'm sick of it!”~ A wolf from the webcomic "Animals Have Problems Too" on Furry sex

“Furries are people who dress up like animals and do animal things! they go out into the woods and pick nuts and fuck other animals! its fucking disgusting!”~ Upset? Drena on Furries

I love Uncyclopedia .....lol

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Furries

Where'd you go?

[13:12] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?

[13:12] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.

[13:12] Kaitlynne Karu: Seems like it's been forever,

[13:12] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.

[13:12] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?

[13:12] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.

[13:12] Alais Fiertze: Seems like it's been forever,

[13:12] Alais Fiertze: Since you've been gone.

[13:12] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?

[13:12] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.

[13:12] Kaitlynne Karu: Seems like it's been forever,

[13:12] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.

[13:12] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?

[13:12] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.

[13:12] Alais Fiertze: Seems like it's been forever,

[13:12] Alais Fiertze: Since you've been gone.

[13:12] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?

[13:12] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.

[13:12] Kaitlynne Karu: Seems like it's been forever,

[13:12] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.

[13:13] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?

[13:13] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.

[13:13] Alais Fiertze: Seems like it's been forever,

[13:13] Alais Fiertze: Since you've been gone.

[13:13] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?

[13:13] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.

[13:13] Kaitlynne Karu: Seems like it's been forever,

[13:13] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.

[13:13] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?

[13:13] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.

[13:13] Alais Fiertze: Seems like it's been forever,

[13:13] Alais Fiertze: Since you've been gone.

[13:13] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.

[13:13] Kaitlynne Karu: Seems like it's been forever,

[13:13] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.

[13:13] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?

[13:13] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?

[13:13] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.

[13:13] Alais Fiertze: Seems like it's been forever,

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[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?

[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.

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[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.

[13:14] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?

[13:14] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.

[13:14] Alais Fiertze: Seems like it's been forever,

[13:14] Alais Fiertze: Since you've been gone.

[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?

[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.

[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: Seems like it's been forever,

[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.

[13:14] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?

[13:14] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.

[13:14] Alais Fiertze: Seems like it's been forever,

[13:14] Alais Fiertze: Since you've been gone.

[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?

[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.

[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: Seems like it's been forever,

[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.

[13:14] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?

[13:14] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.

[13:14] Alais Fiertze: Seems like it's been forever,

[13:14] Alais Fiertze: Since you've been gone.

[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?

[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.

[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: Seems like it's been forever,

[13:14] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.

[13:14] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?

[13:14] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.

[13:15] Alais Fiertze: Seems like it's been forever,

[13:15] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?

[13:15] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.

[13:15] Kaitlynne Karu: Seems like it's been forever,

[13:15] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.

[13:15] Alais Fiertze: Since you've been gone.

[13:15] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?

[13:15] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.

[13:15] Alais Fiertze: Seems like it's been forever,

[13:15] Alais Fiertze: Since you've been gone.

[13:15] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?

[13:15] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.

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[13:15] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.

[13:15] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?

[13:15] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.

[13:15] Alais Fiertze: Seems like it's been forever,

[13:15] Alais Fiertze: Since you've been gone.

[13:15] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?

[13:15] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.

[13:15] Kaitlynne Karu: Since you've been gone.

[13:15] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?

[13:15] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.

[13:15] Kaitlynne Karu: Seems like it's been forever,

[13:15] Alais Fiertze: Seems like it's been forever,

[13:15] Alais Fiertze: Since you've been gone.

[13:16] Kaitlynne Karu: Whered you go?

[13:16] Kaitlynne Karu: I miss you so.

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[13:16] Alais Fiertze: Whered you go?

[13:16] Alais Fiertze: I miss you so.

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☠ Zombieism Defined ☠

The zombie, contrary to popular belief, is picky. It will, for example, not devour an NLP (Normal, Living Person) if that person is deemed too stupid, such as when the person drools, and moans, and makes jerking insolite movements in an unappetizing fashion (it is of course commonly known that Zombies Moan at a very precise pitch, possible only thanks to the decay of oral tendons). Their favorite foods are those people who resist annihilation and run away screaming. Little do those people realize that as far as they run, they will eventually collapse from exhaustion, at which point the zombies will assume a leizurely pace to reach and devour them. Also, screaming is a very stupid thing to do, and it irritates the zombies greatly. The late professor Relkurgleblahhmoa of Princeton University says: "we zombies have extraordinarily tender earways, so it is only in self-defense that we unnecessarily devour the screamer."
Some Zombies have very particular tastes, like the Oprah-zombie, who only eats people who seek her sympathy on her show, from which she draws future prey. Others will eat from only certain body parts, like Dick Cheney who likes to eat... well, it's pretty straight forward (his first name says it all)
Ghouls
Not to be confused with zombies.
Ghouls are very similar to Zombies. They suck out your brains, skulk in dark alleyways and are undead, but somehow ARE NOT ZOMBIES. "We are Ghouls" they say helpfully, "we suck out your brains, skulk in dark alleyways and are undead, but ARE NOT ZOMBIES. I mean, weire similar in that, erm, well, we suck out your brains, skulk in dark alleyways and are undead, but, you know, we're just...we're...we're just not Zombies, OK?"



http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Zombie

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[13:27] Jeroen Langer: Can i borrow some of yours

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[13:27] Jeroen Langer: Guess you shave it so rthen give it to me, i can use it

[13:28] Kaitlynne Karu: no i have a huge bush i never shave

[13:28] Kaitlynne Karu: u cnt have none

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[13:28] Kaitlynne Karu: peri is a hairy woman

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[13:29] Jeroen Langer: who is peri

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[13:29] Jeroen Langer: can you show your pube to mee?

[13:29] Kaitlynne Karu: just one~?

[13:30] Perice Boucher: no i fucking wont do that u fucker

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[13:30] Jeroen Langer: If you got more that is ok some more

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[13:30] Kabuki Koba: he is seriously deranged

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"Left a bit love, oh yeah, you found the sweet spot"

I believe there is nothing Peri loves more than being done from behind by Katt. He bends over for her at every oportunity.
The bigger, the better!

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On her back as ever!

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Always a schlaaaaaag, never a dull moment with SL's second biggest schlag (after Foxxxy)!

What SL means to me

For alot of people Second Life is a means of living a life that they can only dream of or for living a second life. They have a beautiful home, wife/husband and kids all in glorious pixels. This is fine for them, hey it's their second life to do what they want with.
But this is not the SL for me, no marriage, prim babies or child avi age players, yes I have a home, but that is just a place I can go to be on my own if I want to build, or to hang with friends at. Yes I have a partner, but like I said there will be no SL wedding or babies in whatever form. Prim babies are repulsive as are weird age-players, we are partners because we love to spend our time on SL together, and it shows we are committed and faithful to each other.
SL for me is also a social tool, I have met some amazing and fantastic people from all over the world, that almost certainly would ever met if not for this online world, and also some idiots. SL has already taught me so much about the true nature of people and what is really inside them even if they think they hide their true selves well.
SL is not a stand in for a life that I dont have in the real world, it is somewhere I go when my day is done or when I have some spare time during the day. It enriches my life with new friendships and experiences.

A drunken trolls sad life revealed

An early start at his favourite hobby His terrible addiction carried on throughout his childhood


You can see the terrible effect of all that JD had on him by he time he reached his teenage years, the premature ageing is extreme

Now in his early 40's he is just a sad lonely old man

Yet more trolling...

About 3 weeks ago I set up a security system at my home, we had a couple of incidents where random people came into our home and refused to leave, so I set up a security system that orbited people who are not on the access list and prevents them from entering if they are on the ban list, it also IM's me when this happens. With all the trolling of Zombies from certain individuals I though it would be wise to add some people to the ban list, especially with my home being in my picks. I checked my email this morning and found I had 4 offline messages from SL:

The object 'LandProtector Wall V3.324g' has sent you a message from Second Life:Zeppo Hancroft has been banned from your land at Cayman <220.51430,75.75310,19.16153>= LandProtector Wall V3.324g is owned by Alais Fiertze= http://slurl.com/secondlife/Cayman/230/77/21The object 'LandProtector Wall V3.324g' has sent you a message from Second Life:Selene Putzo has been banned from your land at Cayman <223.28170,78.04527,22.56355>= LandProtector Wall V3.324g is owned by Alais Fiertze= http://slurl.com/secondlife/Cayman/230/77/21

The object 'LandProtector Wall V3.324g' has sent you a message from Second Life:Zeppo Hancroft has been banned from your land at Cayman <226.06990,76.25922,21.10589>= LandProtector Wall V3.324g is owned by Alais Fiertze= http://slurl.com/secondlife/Cayman/230/77/21The object 'LandProtector Wall V3.324g' has sent you a message from Second Life:Zeppo Hancroft has been banned from your land at Cayman <225.51070,76.48853,20.93209>= LandProtector Wall V3.324g is owned by Alais Fiertze= http://slurl.com/secondlife/Cayman/230/77/21

The object 'LandProtector Wall V3.324g' has sent you a message from Second Life:Selene Putzo has been banned from your land at Cayman <221.50710,78.72936,46.36053>= LandProtector Wall V3.324g is owned by Alais Fiertze= http://slurl.com/secondlife/Cayman/230/77/21The object 'LandProtector Wall V3.324g' has sent you a message from Second Life:Zeppo Hancroft has been banned from your land at Cayman <224.00000,79.00000,48.05683>= LandProtector Wall V3.324g is owned by Alais Fiertze= http://slurl.com/secondlife/Cayman/230/77/21

The object 'LandProtector Wall V3.324g' has sent you a message from Second Life:Selene Putzo has been banned from your land at Cayman <220.10230,68.43781,28.45707>= LandProtector Wall V3.324g is owned by Alais Fiertze= http://slurl.com/secondlife/Cayman/230/77/21

4 Attempts each by Selene Putzo and Zeppo Hancroft to enter mine and Peri's home, to achieve what I dont know. These people really need to grow up and get a life, oh no sorry they can't coz Zepppo is an alcoholic and Selene is a cross dressing dickless bitch.

Did you cry when my security banned you Zeppo? ...I fucking hope you drowned in your tears.

Maybe it's like Arrehn (*licks*) suggested, they just wanted somewhere to pixel fuck each other.

Cry Baby

Yeah I know I just said nothing more about the trolls...the self named 'THE SHUNNED' who shunned people for just being part of a group.

Zeppo cries again...No suprises there, maybe he needs to lay off the Jack...Note Zip laughing in the background LMFAO!!!!

Troll No More

Ok, so no more posts about the mindless people who have been attempting to troll the Zombies.

I have a great SL and a great RL and these people are not gonna feature in either.

They are not worth wasting my time on, time better spend talking and being with people I care for.

I have so much fun with some great people and thats what I'm gonna bring you from now on, thats what I set this blog up for in the first place.

To all my real friends who are reading this, I love you all coz you RAWK!!!!