Furries: Beloved of the Nazi's

The Various Stages of Furrydom, Fron the Non-Furry Neko, to the Utterly Sick and Perveted 100% Furry









Innocent Bystander Gets Butt-raped by Furries Posing as Club Mascots at a football Match











...Furry Sex on Second Life ... No Comment

What are furries?
Furries are usually classified as animal characters with human-like qualities, examples of which are Bugs Bunny, Tony the Tiger, Mickey Mouse, Sonic the Hedgehog.
Furries is also a generic term for people who are interested in such characters be it for normal or sexual reasons.

Anthro - a normal fan of anthropomorphic characters, who view such characters merely as art and not as objects of sexual stimulation.

Fursuiter -someone who likes to dress up in an animal suit and have sex with other people in animal suits. A tradition most commonly practiced at mass gatherings like Furry Conventions and Disney World.
MURR -common terminology developed by furries to express sexual stimulation at something.
Yiffer - deranged individuals who think nothing's wrong with whacking off to images of animals. Basically the reason why furries are so looked down upon by society.
Yiff - Oh you know what I mean

The idea of "furries" has been used by various groups throughout to draw attention from various atrocities that they were busy committing. The most notable of this was when Adolf Hitler secretly introduced the idea of furry fandom onto the German people through a series of cartoons he commission Disney to produce and a self produced homo erotic short film featuring himself and his Bitch Hermann Göring. Unfortunately this film was found to cause massive brain hemorrhage in all who viewed it and it was left forgotten and unused for almost a decade until being found useful for exterminating jews during the hololocaust. Introducing furry upon the German public immediately almost shut down the country with people who it found appeal with being bashed by those that thought it was weird and unholy, and those that liked it but didn't want to admit it because they thought it was wierd and unholy. While everyone was busy self-righteously defending themselves and attacking those who thought differently then they did, Hitler stealthily came to power and created The Third Reich, built up the German empire, started WW2, lost WW2 and killed himself all without the German people noticing.

Unfortunately, the grave power that furry is did not remain in the hands of just the American governement for very long. Soon enough, using materials that they has salvaged from the smoldering ruins of Nazi Germany and information stolen by their various spy agencies the USSR soon had their own version of furry. This triggered the Cold War, with both the Americans and the Soviets trying to exceed each other in the level of potentness, strangeness, and just straight out oddness that their furry had. Eventually these efforts destroyed the Soviet economy, leading to the fall of communism and this, now über potent and very, very disturbing furry material was leaked out to the world. Most of it was quickly recovered but some still remains on the internet, leading many of they myths and illusions that people have about furries to this day. Some also actually found it hot. Go figure.

“We bash furries so we feel normal!”~ 4Chan on Furries

“Wait, seriously guys- what the fuck?”~ Robin Hood on Furries

“Wait.......he was a WHAT?????”~ A confused Oscar Wilde on Furry sex

“No more sexy posing! I'm sick of it!”~ A wolf from the webcomic "Animals Have Problems Too" on Furry sex

“Furries are people who dress up like animals and do animal things! they go out into the woods and pick nuts and fuck other animals! its fucking disgusting!”~ Upset? Drena on Furries

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