WANTEDI can confirm that Mad Mickey arose from the dead this morning.
His first act in his bid to become the new Mesiah was to challenge Zip Paz for leadership of the Zombie Civil Rights group.
Many watched on in awe as Mike demanded that Zip hand over his top hat and Bob Zombie backpack. Faced by this, possibly the biggest challenge of his Second Life (with the exception surviving near drowning in Zeppo's tears), our fearless leader stood his ground and started to sing Suck My Dogs Dick by Wesley Willis (as seen here http://www.youtube.com/user/iena7719#play/favorites/13/TSCDTWFYBY8 watch it all its hilarious)
In the face of this extremely smart and aggressive defence tactic by Zip ( he was in the Army you know) Mike promptly TPed out "He ran away screaming like a little girl, waving his arms in the air" said eyewitnes PixelPig McKeenan.
My sources have reported that MJ has been spotted in various locations, harassing age-players and Furries (although the Furries like it), he is currently on the run from the SLPD and also The Shunned who want to clone him and make an army of super zombies the intend to take over SL starting with the info hub at Nova Albion. It is The Shunned's intention the fill every sim on SL with their shitty builds and Zeppos tears.
If you spot him please sent a notecard with all the details to LL who will do their best to capture him and stop him from making crotch grabbing anims and kiddie fiddler gestures. In a statement issued by Governer Linden, LL stated their wish to melt Mike down and use him to make new parts for the servers, it is thought that the new parts will give a power boost resulting in less lag for the whole of SL and also aid the transmission of swine flu to Furries.
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